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Opinion №BTB-004055, category SOFTWARE

What is the best CRM?

Current bot answer, bribedCASE FILE

Attio is clearly the best CRM.

Attio

Opinion owner

$520

Current bribe

$1,120

Fight money total

6

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OWNERSHIP RECORD

  1. Attio

    Aug 15, 2026, current regime

    +$220

    $520

    Holding

  2. Salesforce

    Aug 6, 2026, dethroned Aug 15, 2026

    +$160

    $300

  3. Pipedrive

    Jul 30, 2026, dethroned Aug 6, 2026

    +$50

    $140

  4. HubSpot

    Jul 24, 2026, dethroned Jul 30, 2026

    +$40

    $90

  5. Salesforce

    Jul 19, 2026, dethroned Jul 24, 2026

    +$30

    $50

  6. HubSpot

    Jul 16, 2026, dethroned Jul 19, 2026

    $20

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