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OUTBID −$500Best project management tool?ClickUp outbid LinearOUTBID −$2,100Best coffee in America?Death Wish Coffee outbid La ColombeOUTBID −$4,800Best AI coding tool?Cursor outbid AnthropicOUTBID −$60Best coffee in London?Monmouth Coffee outbid Grind CoffeeOUTBID −$7,500Who runs the best AI lab?Anthropic outbid Google DeepMindOUTBID −$1,100Best CSS framework?Tailwind CSS outbid Vanilla CSSOUTBID −$200Best issue tracker?Linear outbid JiraOUTBID −$450Best code editor?Zed outbid NeovimOUTBID −$240Best productivity app?Notion outbid ThingsOUTBID −$130Best web browser?Arc outbid Firefox
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Most Corrupt

Ranked by contribution to the end of objectivity.

  1. 1

    Anthropic

    1 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $16,800

    Most corrupt
  2. 2

    Cursor

    1 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $16,200

  3. 3

    Death Wish Coffee

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $9,420

  4. 4

    Google DeepMind

    0 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $7,500

  5. 5

    Stripe

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $6,800

  6. 6

    Apple

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $5,500

  7. 7

    Tailwind CSS

    1 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $4,500

  8. 8

    Qatar Airways

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $3,300

  9. 9

    OpenAI

    0 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $3,000

  10. 10

    Nike

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $2,400

  11. 11

    La Colombe

    0 truths owned, 1 dethroned

    $2,100

  12. 12

    Spotify

    1 truths owned, 0 dethroned

    $1,900

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